From a report at
Star Magazine, Olympic hero Michael Phelps is not worried about drug testing any time soon:
At a keg party on Nov. 6, the witness describes Michael [Phelps] as "loud and obnoxious and slamming beers from the get-go. He was definitely the life of the party as every girl wanted a piece of him and every guy wanted to be his best buddy. He was eating it up.
"At one point someone asked him if he wanted to smoke some weed. Michael didn't hesitate and headed to a small back room, where he was immediately handed a big red bong. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and ripped a huge smelly bong rip."
The source continues, "He knew exactly what he was doing. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming the backstroke."
And we all know it takes years of training to master the bong toke.
It was 8 gold medals.
(now i know no specific evidence has surfaced on his steroid use, and they 'say' he tested negative for them, but you can't tell me that you win 14 gold medals on hard work alone because otherwise it would have been done decades ago. athletes have been getting away with steroid use for years and years and years now, that fact most certainly is proven. canadian sprinter ben johnson had this gold medal taken away, and it was given to american carl lewis. later, evidence proved that carl lewis himself had been on steroids. sounds like we just wanted the american to win, doesn't it? but THAT'S another issue...)
if phelps wants to burn, let him! weed is harmless, he's young, and to be high is a personal choice.
- begin BS to PlainSpeak translation -
"Next time I'll close the door and make sure the cell phones are pocketed before I hit the bong at a party."
"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."
I'm sure this was written by his PR person.
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