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Man high on 'bath salts' found standing over dead goat in thong underwear

'Bath salts' claim another innocent victim.
Although hilarious, this story is also sad for the goat and the man, who has been described as mentally unstable. Yes, 'bath salts' are the perfect drug for mentally unstable cross-dressing goat molesters. For the rest, stay away.

An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him standing over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women's underwear.

Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday at his home. Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.

Thompson told deputies he had been high on bath salts for the last three days... and was not in his right mind.

Thompson [was found] in a bra and woman's panties standing three feet from the goat's body.

The detective said the goat had a single stab wound. The body was taken to a veterinarian to determine the cause of death and whether it had been sexually assaulted.

[Thanks Jonathan!]

Posted By jamesk at 2011-05-04 13:31:55 permalink | comments
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lol. : 2011-05-14 11:11:43
lol why was he in bra and panties? i'm sure the goat didn't think any different of him because of how he dress, and why should he think any different of he? rofl this stuff makes me feel sane!!! moar!!!
guest : 2011-05-06 08:10:24
also does anyone notice that looks like a little unicorn
dononamous. : 2011-05-05 11:32:45
hmm the other night I had a vision of baphomet. poor little goatie...
marnia. : 2011-05-05 08:16:22
this guy's last thoughts before his salty rampage...

"now i know i put those matching thongs somewhere!"

EROCx1. : 2011-05-05 04:48:32
Poor goat. Bath Salt is often another word for research chemical or the guy could just be a loon. Still sad for the goat =o(
guest : 2011-05-04 13:54:53
...another reason why doing bath salts is sweet. )sarcasm(

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