Man high on 'bath salts' found standing over dead goat in thong underwear
|'Bath salts' claim another innocent victim.|
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Although hilarious, this story is also sad for the goat and the man, who has been described as mentally unstable. Yes, 'bath salts' are the perfect drug for mentally unstable cross-dressing goat molesters. For the rest, stay away.
An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him standing over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women's underwear.
Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday at his home. Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.
Thompson told deputies he had been high on bath salts for the last three days... and was not in his right mind.
Thompson [was found] in a bra and woman's panties standing three feet from the goat's body.
The detective said the goat had a single stab wound. The body was taken to a veterinarian to determine the cause of death and whether it had been sexually assaulted.