New club drug alert?

I'm all about trendy topical drugs, but this one is purely cosmetic, and sort of stupid:

Of all the drugs young people can use at clubs, the latest trend in New York may be the least hip among all circles: Preparation H.
New York bouncer, blogger and author Rob Fitzgerald has noticed a trend among many of the macho young men waiting outside his clubs. He says the guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look "ripped" for the ladies.

Yes, you may file this under WTF?

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Posted By jamesk at 2008-06-03 11:31:21 permalink | comments

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Rix. : 2008-06-07 00:09:05

Yeah... but does it work? hahahaha... still absolutely ridiculous.

jamesk : 2008-06-06 21:45:57

So you're a member of the Intolerant Ranting Loser Nation?

You find a cool domain name that's still available. Then we'll talk.

Luther Von Ruckerson. : 2008-06-06 15:04:24

If I see one more X-nation title I am going to start puking. The Navajo Nation is cool. Maybe even Paul Revere and the Raiders' song Cherokee Nation. but since then using "Nation" to describe a group of people with something in common has ceased to be cool. Get this into your head--just because you eat junk food or are a fan of a particular sports team or have a fondness for drugs does *not make you a nation*! It just makes you lazy to use such a lame, tired, and overused cliche.

justme. : 2008-06-06 10:47:32

But then again, Preparation H is applied on and around an asshole to get rid of hemorrhoids -- pains in the ass...it's being used exactly to label directions.

Will slathering themselves with Preparation H make any of these jerks disappear?

zupakomputer. : 2008-06-04 12:18:58

Latest club drug - cigarettes. That is, if clubs and pubs outside the UK are as shit as they are here, and went along with the smoking ban.

They were shit enough before the ban; now there's really no reason at all to go to them.

waldemar. : 2008-06-03 19:04:39

man that high-profile club life is silly as fuck to me...that Miami kind of vibe. lolz

April. : 2008-06-03 13:56:24

also recommended to me to use on a fresh tattoo to help scabbing/healing...

HellKatonWheelz. : 2008-06-03 12:04:45

but also, then your chest smells like butt cream

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