Bad excuse #439

Kids, please do not try this at home:

Calvin Wallace must have some very expensive pork chops.
When he was arrested early today and charged with drug trafficking for allegedly having 54.3 grams of MDMA, used to make the drug ecstasy, he told officers it was "flour for my porkchops."

Although, to be fair, pork chops are delicious. Also, memo to Sun-Sentinel: MDMA is not "used to make the drug ecstasy". Admittedly, it is not used to make pork chops either, but still.

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Posted By Scotto at 2009-07-18 03:58:07 permalink | comments

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jamesk : 2009-07-19 18:21:03

He stole my famous beer-battered MDMA fried pork chop recipe with AMT sauce. Ah man... I was saving that for a special occasion.

ZanK . : 2009-07-19 09:09:43

In a way MDMA is used to make thizz b/c pills are called "molly" when they are pure MDMA and called E, rolls, thizzles when they have speed, caffine, etc.

col mcg. : 2009-07-19 06:25:50

mmmmm pork......

Crawford Tillinghast. : 2009-07-19 00:17:30

This would be even funnier if Mr. Wallace were Jewish or Muslim.

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