'Cheese-like heroin' - deadly and delicious!

I know, I know, there's little that's funny about kids dying of some lethal new drug combo, in this case "cheese" heroin - "a mixture of black tar heroin and powdered headache tablets" that kids are snorting without realizing how concentrated it is. But one thing that is funny is seeing headlines like this one:

Cheese-like heroin killing Texan teens

Maybe it's just my morbid sense of humor, but frankly, it cracks me way up to see heroin described as "cheese-like." Oh sure, there's a logical explanation: they call it "cheese-like" because "it resembles crumbled Parmesan." But still - marijuana resembles a weed, sure, but they don't call it "weed-like marijuana." Cocaine resembles salt, but you don't see "Salt-like cocaine turning people into jerks" in the headlines. But cheese, on the other hand... well, everyone loves cheese, and that means "cheese-like heroin" must be the best heroin evar!

OK, so it is just my morbid sense of humor. Fine.